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Eye-openers, indeed: caffeine-glazed doughnuts?

Posted Jan 27, 2007 at 12:30PM by Chris L. Listed in: Self Well-being Tags: caffeine
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What a way to start the day. LiveScience reports on the efforts of molecular biologist Robert Bohannon to, in a manner of speaking, introduce a new glaze to donuts. Caffeine. Seriously, he's talking about doughnuts and bagels enriched with the essence of coffee, while masking the bitter taste associated with ground-up coffee beans.

Really, it does become a bit of a health matter, when you think of it. From a certain perspective, this drive to add the waker-upper value of caffeine to doughnuts kinda highlights society's relative dependency on caffeine to get through the day. If this catches on, people are going to have to add warning labels on the jittery bagels just to make sure that kids don't accidentally order them, eat them, and turn into the great Cornholio. BTW, the TP for your bunghole is over at the public restroom; we just restocked. And someone better post up an APB for the cops: no more coffee and donuts, because that's just overkill.

Observing the nutritional value of a jolt-laced doughnut, though, LiveScience did observe that it still came with a certain amount of fats and calories. Comparatively speaking, Red Bull adds the jolt without adding the pounds.

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