Theme parks have always been for the kids. The Amora Academy of Sex and Relationships in London, however, is proving that adults can have fun, too. Call the nanny and leave the kids at home 'cause this ain't a day for a ferris wheel and a carousel.

Opening today, the Amora Academy of Sex and Relationships is a theme park devoted to the most cherished social activity we Homo Sapiens have ever known: Sex. This one isn't exactly the Disneyland of dildos, but we reckon it can put the Playboy Mansion to shame with the crazy stuff it's got.

The theme park boasts countless video clips of educational sex videos with people doing the deed voluntarily for the sake of science. Life-sized dolls which teach couples about erogenous spots and the fabled G-spot are available. Vibrators, dildos and sex dolls are also on display. The highlight of the show, however, is the Orgasm Tunnel which you can enter and as you go deeper, sensors play heartbeats getting louder.

By the time you reach the climax zone, a scream resonates and videos displaying facial expressions of people who just hit seventh heaven are played. Statistics regarding faking orgasms are also flashed, along with other useful info. Cutting the ribbon will be celebrated porn star Jenna Jameson, while Ron Jeremy will give the keynote speech.

Okay, so the part about Jameson and Jeremy isn't factual, but we're sure they'd be very proud to hear about this. Too bad, kiddies, the park is strictly for adults only. You'll have to wait a few more years to get in.